Worst Songs For “Ahem” Time

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XOJane.com put together a list of the worst 50 songs to listen to while having “Ahem” time.

Here’s the full list!

50. The Andrews Sisters, “Mr. Postman”
49. Limp Bizkit, “Nookie”
48. Vanessa Williams, “Save The Best For Last”
47. Anything by the cast of Glee
46. Afroman, “Because I Got High”
45. Carrie Underwood, “Jesus Take The Wheel”
44. Don Ho, “Tiny Bubbles”
43. Laura Brannigan, “Gloria”
42. La Bouche, “Sweet Dreams”
41. Don Ho, “Tiny Bubbles”
40. Shania Twain, “Man, I Feel Like A Woman”
39. Dolly Parton, “9 To 5″
38. Jessie J, “Price Tag”
37. Bruce Hornsby, “The Way It is”
36. Ke$ha, “Tik Tok”
35. Black Eyed Peas, “Where Is The Love”
34. Alanis Morrissette, “Thank You”
33. Aerosmith, “Dude Looks Like A Lady”
32. Paula Cole, “Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?”
31. Aqua, “Barbie Girl”
30. Anything by Brooke Hogan
29. Eminem, “My Name Is”
28. Fiona Apple, “Never Is A Promise”
27. Avril Lavigne, “Complicated”
26. Semisonic, “Closing Time”
25. Boyz II Men, “Motown Philly”
24. Gloria Estefan, “Conga”
23. Chumbawumba, “I Get Knocked Down”
22. Macy Gray, “I Try”
21. Natalie Merchant, “Thank You”
20. Sara Bareilles, “Love Song”
19. Anything by Weird Al
18. Ashlee Simpson, “La La”
17. Randy Newman, “Short People”
16. Anything by The Vienna Boys Choir
15. Bobby McFerrin, “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”
14. Sarah McLachlan, “Angel”/”Aida”
13. Neil Diamond, “Sweet Caroline”
12. Hootie And The Blowfish, “I Only Wanna Be With You”
11. Chris Brown, “I Can Transform Ya”
10. Michael Jackson, “Scream”
9. Shaggy, “It Wasn’t Me”
8. Enya, “Orinoco Flow”
7. Celine Dion, “Love Can Move Mountains”
6. Lou Bega, “Mambo No. 5″
5. Amy Grant, “Baby Baby”
4. The Doobie Brothers, “Takin’ It To The Streets”
3. Tori Amos, “Silent All These Years”
2. The Cosby Show theme song
1. Eric Clapton, “Tears In Heaven”
(List from XOJane.com)

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