9 Best Actual Meanings Behind A Woman’s Text Message

By Lauren Levine
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When it comes to texting, we all know that we don’t always play it straightforward. In fact, what you say and what you mean can be two very different things. Take, for example, the following texts you probably send on a regular basis:

1. What you say: “On my way.”

What you mean: “I’m leaving the house in 15 minutes. Or as soon as I fix this weird thing I just did with my makeup where one eye looks bigger than the other one. And once I finish this episode of Friends that I’ve already seen 12 times.”

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2. What you say: “Sorry! I just saw this text.”

What you mean: “I saw this a few hours ago and forgot to respond/didn’t want to respond/didn’t know what to say.”

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3. What you say: “I can’t tonight. I have plans.”

What you mean: “I’m going to sit on my couch and watch Netflix and love every second of it.”

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4. What you say: “K”

What you mean: “It’s most definitely not okay.”

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5. What you say: “K.”

What you mean: When there’s a period at the end? Oof, look out. You essentially mean, “I’m going to ****ing kill you.”

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6. What you say: “Haha”

What you mean: “Your comment was mildly amusing.”

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7. What you say: “Hahah”

What you mean: “That was actually really funny.”

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8. What you say: ::Insert random emoji smiley face here::

What you mean: “I don’t really know what to say, so this seems like it’ll work as a response.”

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9. What you say: “Hiiiiiiiii”

What you mean: “I’m drunk right now.”

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Are there other text “code” phrases that women use? Let us know in the comments!

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